The Gray Bunny (graybunny) wrote,
The Gray Bunny

The End of an Era

Since I started watching bad movies in earnest, I have watched all sorts of things. I sat through every last frame of The Giant Spider Invasion and The Creeping Terror and even Invasion From Inner Earth. I thought I was strong.

Today, I encountered Mystery On Monster Island, and I am strong no more. It has broken me. At the forty-minute mark I finally had to fast-forward, and every time I paused, I was assaulted by a new sort of stupid. Oh gods, the stupid. And then it borrowed the shtick from Disney kids' movies. Do not ask about the banana cannon. Just, don't.

I would feel pity for Peter Cushing, except that he got paid, and he didn't have to see nearly as much of this movie as I did.
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