I discovered today that the grocery story I go to carries crumpets. They're round and flat like english muffins, but thinner, and they look like they've been shotgunned — they have lots of holes which seem to go pretty deep. And, unlike english muffins, they're actually English. Anyway, I think I will try them sometime, maybe next weekend.
There. I have added "crumpets" as a task for Friday, which is my normal shopping day — this week I went shopping today (Saturday) because Watchmen didn't end until about 11. Technically the store was still open, but I just wanted to go home and go to bed.