Tried it on in the mirror. Words failed me, except possibly for the word "no".
My style advisors, who may be trying to kill me, advised that the wig did not go with the glasses. Tried it again with contacts, then added my existing hat. Upgraded to "maybe". Tophat seems unlikely to improve the situation, so I'll save my money there.
I'll take it and some contacts to the con where tenar10r, who will have to be seen with me in public, can form an opinion.